A bird at the Sheraton in North Carolina is worth two in the bush.

See that bird, up in that tree? Do you remember those annoying car alarms, the ones that would go “tweet, tweet, burrup, burrup, breee, breee, breee?” The alarm would cycle through a number of annoying sounds. This bird, whatever the heck it is, would imitate that car alarm all day long. I call it the annoying bird.